Me: dad, what are we doing tonight?
Dad: I'm going to my fiancée's for the evening
Me: dad, what are we doing tomorrow morning?
Dad: I'm going to watch my fiancée's son play football
Me: dad, what are we doing tomorrow afternoon?
Dad: I'm viewing a house with my fiancée
Me: dad, what are we doing tomorrow evening?
Dad: I'm going over my fiancée's for dinner
Me: dad, have you bought my prom dress or booked my doctor's appointment?
Dad: no, not everything's got to be about you, you're so inconsiderate of other people and rude